Which prompted this comment from Sally Jessy Raphael:
"Kim Kardashian had her baby a month early?! It's a bad omen when even your infant doesn't want to b near u a minute longer than needed! Lol"
And Twitter user Depressed Darth Vader sez:
"Kim Kardashian gave birth to a baby girl. In related news, I am no longer the worst parent in the universe."