Kim Kardashian just gave birth to a baby girl, about a month earlier than anticipated.

Which prompted this comment from Sally Jessy Raphael:

"Kim Kardashian had her baby a month early?!  It's a bad omen when even your infant doesn't want to b near u a minute longer than needed!  Lol"

And Twitter user Depressed Darth Vader sez:

"Kim Kardashian gave birth to a baby girl.  In related news, I am no longer the worst parent in the universe."