AND IT'S MY DICK!

...well...I just managed to drive the sewing needle on the machine into the tip of my left index finger. Never thought sewing machines fought back,…
So, a couple of months ago, my teacher asked me if I could make Batman and Batgirl costumes for her grandkids for Christmas (ages 6 and 8). Of…
It seems, every year, there's one mass produced costume that just makes my jaw drop. Something that is so amazingly wrong on every level, it…