Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G

What Part Of "Sarcastic Jackass" Did You Miss?

Today at work, some of the women in the office are discussing Halloween and their kids costumes.  Among them is the leader of the Twi-tards at work.  She has made it clear she is spoiling for some payback and I should keep my guard up.

Me?  I'm not worried.

Today, she makes her attempt.  As I'm passing by, she asks, "Hey, Peter.  Where would I get a pocket protector for my kid?"

I don't have the slightest clue.

Lunging strike.  "Well, I figured you would know.  She's dressing up like a nerd for Halloween."

Reversal.  Shouldn't she be wearing a costume then instead of her regular clothes?

She told me to go soak my head (okay, I'm paraphrasing).  PWND!!!1!
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