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Sex Weighs Heavily On My Mind

Wolverine weighs 195 pounds normal, 300 with the adamantium covering his skeleton.

This is from Marvel, so it's canon.

Forget Superman blowing Lois' head off.  Given the sheer number of women in the Marvel universe Wolverine has had sex with (Dazzler, Storm, etc.), why hasn't he crushed at least one of them?

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oxymoron67
Jul. 13th, 2013 03:00 am (UTC)
He's on the bottom.

Think about it... with the healing factor, he'd be a perfect sub in a BDSM relationship.
ghost_light
Jul. 13th, 2013 03:58 am (UTC)
Very true.....
sinetimore
Jul. 13th, 2013 01:17 pm (UTC)
...I just revealed a little bit about my sexual activities there, didn't I? * blush *

Oh, well. I hadn't thought of that. Although I'd still reinforce the bed.
hellaine
Jul. 13th, 2013 04:30 pm (UTC)
I guess as long as he doesn't just lay on them haha. I'm sure there's some 300 pound folks getting it on.

I'm getting some pretty cool bed-with-wolverine ideals now tho...
sinetimore
Jul. 14th, 2013 02:22 pm (UTC)
Bear lover. ;)
pinkmossrose
Jul. 14th, 2013 12:06 am (UTC)
According to my friend it's because he was on bottom. My other friend said they were tough bitches, and my other friend says they were crushed and he just kept going. But the real reason is Wolverine's other mutant power is to have sex with anyone, and not hurt them.
sinetimore
Jul. 14th, 2013 02:22 pm (UTC)
You win the Internet!
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