Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G

The Further Adventures Of Pat Robertson And His Sidekick, God

Fascist televangelist Pat Robertson just can't seem to let go of his hatred for gays.

Robertson recently said on The 700 Club that he wants Facebook to, besides its "like" button, to include a "vomit" button he can click whenever he sees a picture of homosexual couples.

"You've got a couple of same-sex guys kissing. Do you like that?" Robertson answered. "Well, that makes me want to throw up. To me, I would punch 'vomit,' not 'like,' but they don't give you that option on Facebook."

Well, here's the thing -- I'm all in favor of a button that let's you downvote things on Facebook.

Just as long as I can apply it to anything I don't like instead of what Robertson doesn't like.

Here's some quotes from Robertson:

"When we 'like' things on Facebook, if it's something that goes against what is written in the Bible -- such as pictures of same sex couples -- is that considered condoning behavior? How do you explain this to new Christians or youth?"


On a man whose wife has Alzheimer's -- "I know it sounds cruel, but if he's going to do something, he should divorce her and start all over again, but to make sure she has custodial care and somebody (is) looking after her."  When asked about that pesky "Till death do us part" thing, he said Alzheimer's is "a kind of death."


"Males have a tendency to wander a little bit. And what you want to do is make a home so wonderful he doesn't want to wander."


"I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household, and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period."


"Many of those people involved in Adolf Hitler were Satanists. Many were homosexuals. The two things seem to go together."


"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."


"You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if [Hugo Chavez] thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it."


"If enough people were praying, (God) would've intervened. You could pray. Jesus stilled the storm. You can still storms."


Robertson said miracles don't appear in the US because people here are "too educated."


Robertson warned that secondhand clothes could carry demons.


What do you know?  Robertson actually had a good idea for once!
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