"...so that's what I did this weekend. How about you?"
I taught some guys to play Dick Ice.
"Do I even want to know what that is?"
It's where a bunch of guys shove ice cubes down the front of their underwear, and whoever lasts the longest is the winner.
"...how exactly did you convince them to do that?"
...well, they were a bit drunk....
"Say no more, I got the picture now."