Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G

Things We're Still Thinking About

"So, you get $5 million, but you end up with another penis.  But this penis is attracted to dudes.  So you have a straight penis and a gay penis.  When you see a hot dude, you get one boner going one way, and if you see a hot lady, you get a boner going the other way.  If it sticks out of your ass by pointing backwards, that's a dude boner, and if it sticks forward, that's like a regular boner, I guess that would be the girl one (could be the other way around)...would you do it?"

I have no answer, because I'm still trying to figure out who in their right mind even conceives of this question, let alone thinks it's something to bring up in conversation.
Tags: don't try this at home, i feel much better about myself, let's talk about sex bay-bee!, things that make you go hmm, this ought to be interesting, wtf
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