Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G
sinetimore

The Learning Curve

"This tutorial will show you how to make a simple game in a matter of minutes.  We are going to make a vertical shooter.  First, go to the New Project menu, select new project, and type in a name for your new project."

F-u-c-k-M-e.

"Now, let's make your background image.  Draw your background image, then assign it a name for the compiler to keep track of."

B-u-l-l-s-h-i-t.

"Now, let's add the player character.  Create the character, and assign a name for the compiler to keep track of."

D-i-c-k-i-e-B-i-t-c-h.

You know what?  I think I'm just going to call it a night and try this again tomorrow.
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