Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G

Play That Funky Music

I'm contacted by one of the guys on the coder channel.

"I started a band and I need a new drummer."

What kind of band is it?

"It's called Yoda And The Dagobahs."


"We do song covers, but I have this Yoda puppet, and I sing the songs the way Yoda would sing them."

He sent me the three tracks he'd done so far.

I didn't even make it through the chorus of "Animal (Fuck You Like, I Will)" before I bailed.

I'm being punished, I swear to God.
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