"I started a band and I need a new drummer."
What kind of band is it?
"It's called Yoda And The Dagobahs."
"We do song covers, but I have this Yoda puppet, and I sing the songs the way Yoda would sing them."
He sent me the three tracks he'd done so far.
I didn't even make it through the chorus of "Animal (Fuck You Like, I Will)" before I bailed.
I'm being punished, I swear to God.