Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G

Michael, Row The Boat Ashore

One of my uncles, who is in Florida, is upset to discover that someone has renamed his boat from "The Silver Slammer" to "The Chum Guzzler."

"Goddammit, Peter, it was you, wasn't it?!?"

Oh, yeah.  I hopped a plane from Chicago to Florida and came back because I had overtime the next day.

"Then you had something to do with it!"

Why would I target you like that?

"Because you think I'm mean to your mom!"

You're mean to a lot of people.  How about looking for someone local?

"This isn't over!"

It better be.

For those wondering if I was responsible, I can neither confirm nor deny.
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