Regarding my last post, where I mention that there are mouse pads of female characters with gel bumps where the tits are, but no male characters with gel bumps where the ass is, a reader calling himself Trapshooter said, "You mean, something like this?"
"$20 on eBay."
Doing a fast search, yes, indeed, there are such things. Doesn't make me feel any better, though.
I also note that the officially licensed mouse pads of Asuka with the tits sell for $20, but the officially licensed mouse pads of Asuka just in a general character pose go for $40. Just sayin'.