A cop that I'm friendly with noticed me smirking. "What's so funny?"
It's Illinois law that anyone riding in a vehicle in any position without a seat belt is to be ticketed, right?
Don't dodge the question, Senator.
"Beat it, or I'll run you in!"
On what charge?
"Conspiracy to commit a misdemeanor!"
I'll press charges for you stealing my joke!
So I left.
It's turning into a damn police state, I tell you.