"But Thursday morning, a state health inspector stopped by and issued a warning to Karim Mansour, the store's owner: Remove the dog or the Health Department would declare all of Mansour's food products — mostly bottled sodas, Slim Jims and candy bars — unfit for consumption."
If you ask me, he can declare them unfit for human consumption already! Thank you, I'll be here all week!
I mean, have you ever been to a gas station bathroom? Germwise, the dog is the least of your worries.
I know there's a pharmacy where a golden retriever helps run things out to cars and such, so this obviously isn't a law or anything like that. In the land of theme parks, here's a ticket for a power trip.